I Will Hug Him and Squeeze Him...
My new favorite pastime is checking my security cams upon waking to see what kind/slash/how many wild animals visited my deck under the cover of darkness. It’s my own personal version of, “While You Were Sleeping”. Surprisingly, Tycoon the Raccoon has been visiting EVERY NIGHT since he trashed the place a couple of weeks ago. Hasn't missed a one. Last night, however, something different happened. He brought a friend. Don’t get excited. It was a fellow raccoon, not a bear or a billy goat or anything crazy I’ve been getting a lot of sound advice, which includes enrolling Tycoon in the “raccoon relocation program” or doing something even more severe to discourage his nocturnal meandering so close to my fuzzy slippers (to which he bears a striking resemblance, ironically). Unfortunately — or fortunately, depending on how well you happen to fit in a trap — I have a gene that makes me fall in love will all things furry or feathered. (Thought bubble: No, wait,